That's dumb. Now every time they can't find fingerprints on the crime scene they'll blame you!
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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thats why you try to convince other people to do the same
maybe says its a tip for success or something
Interesting fact, there are some people who don't have fingerprints, I have a family member that is one of them.
Is said family member available to do crime, perhaps?
Way to old for criminal activities.
My mom had a manager who didn't have fingerprints. When the bank they worked at implemented fingerprint login on the computers it caused a few problems.
Put my hands on the Hai-ba-chee hot plate at Benihana
HOLY SHIT IT BURN !!!
That's not the rock?
That is, indeed, The Rock.
Alright, prove it. Fingerprint him.
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religion joke that not everybody will appreciate so I put it in a spoiler you have been warned
It's our lord and savior!
Plz explain? I posted it and apparently don't get it.
can you smell what the rock is cooking?
don't get what