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Trump's delusion he has an "irrefutable" right to impose voting restrictions on states might originate from a Florida ex-Marriott employee who claims he found secret text in the U.S. Constitution (electionlawblog.org)

submitted 7 hours ago by mayabuttreeks@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 13 minutes ago

Did he soak it in lemon juice and then hold it over a candle or something?

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

If it had been a former Holiday Inn Express employee, maybe, but I don’t feel this guy has a lot of credibility as is.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

Too stupid even for Dan Brown.

Not a lawyer, but this seems kind of treasonous as well.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

“I have searched the depths of legal arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the near future.” What could Trump have been referring to?

I'm guessing its a crappy MS Paint job like the Abrego photo

The photo

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago

The orange pedo/felon thinks he has the right to do anything and so far he is exercising that right. He has the support to do anything - remove it.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is criminal

Release the Trump-Epstein-Bondi files.

[–] Mohamed@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago

But the DOW! Think of the DOW!

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 44 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As long as he isn't stopped, it doesn't matter what piece of paper says.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

Also if the fat paedo is still alive at the next election, and if it's fair (haha, yeah, right), and if it's a loss, and if the orange toddler chooses to leave peacefully (HAHAHAHA), then the next republican candidate put forward by the ghouls running things in the background will be nearly as evil and corrupt as tRUMP, but not such an imbecile.

All this bullshit isn't over when the walking child raping heart attack dies. It's just repackaged and moved onwards a bit.

[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 28 points 6 hours ago

So to keep track of the score:

Our 34x convicted felon and rapist of a president that has molested children, called for the murder of dozens of innocent Venezuelan fishermen, runs a fascist paramilitary regime that shoots innocent people in the streets, and issued orders to deport legal citizens to random unknown locations….

… is taking political advice from hotel employees.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 6 hours ago

Oh, is Mike Lindell reentering the ring? That guy never disappoints

[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 hours ago

He's demented. Does it matter?