When I was a freshman in college there was a guy whose mom came with him to his first day. That was already weird as she doted on him. Added him on FB cuz just looking for friends in college in general. He had like 72 selfie pics of himself in an album. Think cringe 2000s mirror pics. Poor guy was also super dumb. He kept telling us his sister was fat.... After some deduction, myself and some other girls found out that his sister was just pregnant ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Clicked on a user on reddit to DM them a link, turns out she was an only fans model. Her comment history was pretty normal but her posts were mostly suggestion requests and marketing for OF.
Guess you'd need a good stew recipe if your income involves that much fluid loss...
Also not so much internet profile but I read a book called Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle. Loved the book so looked up the author! I found it absolutely interesting and facinating all the self published erotica he does lol. He has some books about interspecies sexual encounters, encounters with objects, asexual themed books, you name it. Lol.
He also has Pounded in the Butt by my own Podcast, a podcast where he gets people to read his stories. Hasn't been updated in forever, but it's still around.
Interspecies doesn't even begin to describe it, though. When COVID first hit he released a few short stories for free, and one of them was "The Physical Manifestation of Washing my Hands Gets me Off"
Tangentially related, I spent much of this last week hungover/intoxicated. As such I really don't have much patience for dumb assess. Almost got into a fight with an old dude at a gas station when I hollered "wash your hands you nasty bitch." Dude thought he was going intimidate some small kid on the other side of that stall door. His immediate change in behavior after seeing me was quite entertaining.
If you hear a story about someone getting shot over hand washing in the near future, it's likely me.
Best title:
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'ย (2017)