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some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said "yea let's sell that as food. Great."

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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

That's disgusting, use a spoon!

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"And add some burned matches to the mix for extra smoke flavour"

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

"If you're not a fan, bam! Drop a few used matches in that can and it will taste less like plain ol spam!"

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago

Na. Malliard is king!

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 23 hours ago

No officer it's "hi how are you"

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spam is pretty good tbh if you fry it up

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Are you trying to convince us to eat blended pork, that is not in hotdog form?

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

you eat chunks of belly fat and like it don't you? what about pre inseminated chicken overy escriment? you like it don't you?

see you can make anything sound nasty if you describe it like a jackass.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Oh is that why people say you wouldn't like hot dogs if you saw how they were made, because they are just spam in tube form?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I guess? People don't seem to have a problem with sausage. And there are even grosser products that are regional in the US that I'll spare you the descriptions of...

[–] Toes@ani.social 16 points 1 day ago

Slice it up into small pieces, throw it on a pan with some diced onion and potatoes. Good time

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

entire hog carcass

Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yea nah the good parts of the pig, those they sell in far better cuts XD

Spam is all that's left over but the squeal, and then, sawdust or whatever they use to retain the water.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

The parts not fit for hot dogs.

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[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Use every part! Shits delicious. If it wasn't so salty would be a great way to avoid prep more often.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

There's a "less sodium" version that's pretty good but still salty af

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just ate Korean BBQ SPAM with an egg and cheese on white bread. It was good considering the effort that went in. My heart is pounding like I just ran a marathon though. I think if I ate another I might die.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That's probably because a single 2 oz serving (1/6th of a can) has a third of the salt you need per day. A can is 2x the recommended daily salt intake.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I ate half the can in that sandwich and nothing else yesterday. Is it bad to get your full % daily value of salt in the span of less than 5 minutes?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I'm no doctor, but it's probably not ideal.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Lovely Spam!
Wonderful Spam!

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[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For some reason spam grosses me out but I'm ok with Vienna sausages. Pretty sure they're the same thing just shaped differently.

Vienna sausage texture is different, more palatable, and they have 10000% less salt.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don't make me eat spam.

[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spam and egg musubi are amazing. I kinda want some now lol

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

A Hawaiian fast food place opened near me last year and teriyaki spam musubi is one of the most addicting things I've ever tried. I'd eat there all the time if they didn't charge nearly four bucks per tiny sushi roll.

[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Damn that's spendy. Check and see if you have an L&L Hawaiian BBQ nearby. They are amazing and their Mac salad, musubi and Loco moko are top tier

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Sadly the nearest L&L location looks to be multiple states away. I'd love a quality Hawaiian place. The place I was talking about is alright, but their entrées aren't anywhere near as good as their sides.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

SPAM - Something Posing As Meat

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago

do you mean SPAM: Super Product, All Meat?

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