this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2026
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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

THEY MAKE THEM IN FACTORIES?!

My whole life has been a lie!

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just wait until you find out where peaches come from

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were put there by a man!

[–] brap@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if I had my little way

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

we'd eat each other's peaches everyday

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do they get in said can?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They get put there by a man!

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you sure it's always a man?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 0 points 1 week ago

It's just one man. His name is Fred. He works 24/7/365.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This dude is the reason why nobody else can be romantic with potatoes. He steals all the hearts.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

her partner's feed

"Guys, I've been bringing buttatoes home to my girlfriend for a week and now I see this..."

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Would an upside-down butt, by any other name, taste as sweet?

[–] Klear@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago

It's a nice potato, but...

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just think they’re neat.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I'll put it with the Leader beans

Ah, the ol' Potatoe factory. Or as I like to call it Ireland....

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Then turns them upside down, tilts a liitle send it to his mates as 'tato boobs hehehe’

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's an ass

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

This is the most Idaho thing I've ever seen.

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

You mean, your partner used to work in a potato factory . . . until you ratted him out for stealing company property.