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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Not on your life buddy, I want it delivered and a full refund.

The driver actually did die.

Did I stutter? I said NOT on your life.

[–] jazz_cigarette@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm genuinely curious to find out that were your dasher hospitalized, and you clicked that link and went through whatever rigamarole required, they would receive the flowers.

And would they send another dasher to deliver the flowers?

What about if that dasher gets injured and hospitalized? It's just dashers, flowers, and hospitals all the way down.

Is this real or photoshopped? I don't use DD, or most social media so I have no clue if this is real or I've been had.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t think this is real… or at least I sincerely hope it isn’t.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It cant be real not only because doordash wouldn't give enough of a shit about drivers having accidents, but because doordash would specifically NOT want to track accident information. Even knowing this happened would open them up to various liability.

The business model of these companies (Uber, Uber Eats, Doordash , etc) depends on drivers being independent contractors and not staff. They don't want to know more about them than they absolutely have to.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago

They also wouldn't say that the customer can go and pick up the damaged food themselves.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Makes sense! Mostly…

I disagree this shows any care for drivers, in fact the opposite.

1: prioritizes the customer getting the food.

2: they would certainly profit off the flowers. Probably another DD delivery too.