I also piss in the shower.
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Ever heard: there are 2 kinds of people in this world. People who pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars!
Honest question: don’t you mind the smell? No matter how much I rinse the drain it keeps smelling all day long.
No, but I keep the drain clear of hair and debris, you night have some soap scum and hair stuck, causing the smell
drink more water, or check your blood sugar
What about swimming pools?
Please don't. Is it that hard to leave the pool first and go to the showers to pee there? The showering people there need the warm yellow.
pissing in the pool produces awful nitrogen trichloride pls don't
that's why i wait until i'm done swimming
but still in the pool, from the side
as is tradition
Same here, doesn't really matter as it is immediately washed away.
And I have soap!
Its all pipes anyway.
Yeah. But I've heard, some people take offence to that.
My (now ex-) wife hates it... But our kids do it all the time, so what's the difference if I do too?
This is the way
I also like to spend time in lengthy debates with the shampoo and conditioner.
yeh but I have the heads up leg up on that one because I read all their ingredients on the shitter
Those debates can really drag on.
And for a few weeks during summer, it is super nice and cool so you can cool off and sleep.
For years I have thought about getting a small portable AC unit for the summer so that I can pre chill my bedroom before going to bed, but every year I feel it is too expensive, and keep using the shower and a sheet to cool down
Portable AC units are trash anyway: https://youtube.com/watch?v=_-mBeYC2KGc
pleasebetechnologyconnections...
...yes!
I've actually been seeing dual-hose units in stores now!
I like to imagine someone in a position of power watches that channel and actually did something about it.
Mono block units are, yeah. However some split units have appeared on the market in recent years and they are great for people who rent an apartment without any AC. I bought a Midea PortaSplit last year and it's amazing.
there are units that blow under your blankets now.
Why you would call your mom a unit is beyond me.
I personally know why
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach, they tried to push her back in the water.
huh.... extra deep sheets with one of those hooked up under the fitted... that is not a terrible idea and it speeds up the heat death of the universe
What about overthinking about everything
No way!
Unless... no, never mind.
But then again... no, forget it.
Although... please ignore me.
Except, it's just that...
Its for crying
They've done studies showing people who don't get physical touch often (or ever) spend more time in the shower, and like it hotter.
I think about that a lot. Been over a year since I had sex, and almost a year since I had full body contact with someone. I think I'm not alone in that these days.
bit annoying that this is true
This is why we have saunas in Finland
Nordic saunas are the best.
Mana-manah.
This is starting to get very costly