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[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 61 points 1 week ago

Joking aside, fetal alcohol syndrome is terrible and entirely preventable.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I looked it up out of curiosity. He was 29 here.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder what his genetic glitch was causing him eternal baby face

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TIL meth gives eternal youth

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Many meth users never grow old. They may be on to something.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Live fast, die young.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

But that's not meth face. That is a genetic baby face covered in tattoos, and the tattoos indicate he's had a traumatic life.

Meth face would be hollowed-out cheeks, gaunt face, rotting teeth.

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Wow. For the first time ever, I thought it was really smart of someone to get facial tattoos. The facial tattoos are probably the only thing getting him vaguely treated as an adult. It makes me think he's actually a really smart person, but also, he's probably very angry after decades of being treated badly.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Man, I had no idea the Terrible Twos could be permanent.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The Gerber Baby seen better days.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Benjamin Button broke bad