Does this remind anyone else of when we found out what Osama bin laden had on his hard drive
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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Color me surprised that Epstein was a fucking 4channer.
It wouldn't honestly have been any different than him sending fnaf porn from twitter links though, would it have? I know that 4Chan has a somewhat overblown reputation but in this case the platform used as the vehicle kind of doesn't matter and is only being brought up because of its reputation
I mean, the creator donated to trump so..
Scott Cawthon? I knew every success must be rigged.
You have to sell your soul and rape children for success.
Five nights at epstein island
Of all the things, what the fuck.
I mean, is it any more or less believable that Epstein had his X-box Live account banned right after he declined helping Bill Gates acquire surreptitious antibiotics for a STI he picked up from one of Epstein's captive Russian girls?
I feel like we all get lost in the idea that the rich and powerful have some kind of life insulated from nonsense and bullshit drama that we all go through.
They're just idiots like the rest of us.
They just have enough money and a complete lack of morality that they can dismember and eat babies and children and throw newborns into the sea without facing legal repercussions.
Trump dismembered and ate babies?
We don't know about trump eating people specifically, but one of the files was 2 raw chickens on a cutting board with something redacted between the chickens. It looks like there might be a very tiny foot that's not quite redacted.
Allegedly others around Epstein and Trump have done some truly medieval shit that I hesitate to even repeat. Trump is reported to have brutally killed a litter puppies for pleasure at Epstein's estate according to the latest file drop. I didn't read into details of how, I was already sick from the other parts involving children.
It's all just reports, and some were deemed non-credible by law enforcement, saying some witnesses "had a history of mental health issues", but I'm not naive and liberal anymore and realize that all the horror stories you heard about people in the ancient times? We're the same fucking species, there are plenty of people right now around us every day who would delight in doing things to other living, innocent beings that would harm your mind if you imagined it, much less saw it happen with your own eyes, so yeah I think I would also have a history of mental health issues if I saw some of that shit.
I think i have problems now from reading some of those passages.
I looked at the community name, looked at the title, and thought to myself "this is the onion". I should go to sleep