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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me, an intermittently suicidal person, when holding a big knife: "No one is around - cut through the air like a sword so it makes that neat 'wooshing' sound"

I do the same everytime I take something like a stick

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If a knife isn't meant to cut my own wrists, why am I holding it a perfect arms length away?

Check mate arteries 😏

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My knife just says weeeee when it cuts vegetables.

Different brands maybe?

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They probably have a Japanese seppuku knives 🤔

[–] tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

The dark thoughts while holding a knife went away for me after i started cooking more. I guess i just had a knife phobia?

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Bunny19@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago