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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Good ole ken m

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don’t know if I’m more pleasantly surprised that Ken M is still active, or unpleasantly surprised that he’s active on fucking twitter

[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

>implying that's actually ken m

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It also implies its a Ken at all.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope not, but isn’t it the same handle he used to use?

[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

might be. you could just check his account

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 6 points 1 month ago

I honestly don’t even wanna use twitter thru xcancel so I’m just gonna live in doubt 😂

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Horsey surprise has been his Twitter handle for ages.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Twitter seems to be a goldmine for trolls. If I retire tomorrow, I might take up Twitter trolling as one of my hobbies.

[–] bananasuit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We are ALL blue whales on this blessed day :)

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bananasuit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I am ALL blue whale on this blessed day :)

[–] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Lemmy needs a KenM community.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Big if true

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Weren't there whales, currently extinct, exceeding modern blue whales? Perucetus seems to be one formerly estimated as such, but subsequently found to have been smaller.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I thought the white whale was the biggest dick of all time?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Blue whale the world's biggest reptile

ContextThis is just a dumb inside joke. A trivia question was "what is the world's largest reptile" and I jokingly told my team blue whales. They didn't think it was as funny as I did, so I've just sort of been saying it to entertain myself, sort of as a protest.