this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026
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[–] lena 51 points 4 days ago

That's true dedication

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 44 points 4 days ago (3 children)

For some reason I imagine the girl saying this in a Scottish accent.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

I'm picturing her as a dwarf now

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago
[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 1 points 3 days ago

I imagined Irish accent. M gonna nee mo kaerots.

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At least it's not your dog, who would have just eaten the puke carrots off the floor

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You make that sound like a bad thing. The dog would have cleaned up their mess.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

And then created another mess. And then cleaned that up. And theeeeeen