Me: I've said too much.
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think
I thought
I saw you try
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Every whisper, of every waking hour I'm choosing my confessions
Tryin' to keep an eye on you Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool, fool Oh no, I've said too much I set it up
That's me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight, drinking my breakfast.
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
Oh no Ive spewed too much.
Urh havent spewed enough
No bongrips was harder than I wanted to say out loud :(
I'm so sorry
Bongrips keep me alive.
Dr Oz has everyone all judgy about breakfast drinking now
But didn’t he say it was ok because it is a social lubricant?
It is one of the most effective treatments of social anxiety in existence. Shame about the side effects, though.
At least he didn't say "no nut November"