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For real though, I’d be wearing that like a god damned badge of honor. I’d be making t-shirts that said “The President of the United States told me to f*ck off after I called him a pedo protector.” I’d get enamel pins made from the grainy footage of Trump throwing the bird, to wear on my gear. I’d have that photo printed as a vinyl sticker to keep on my water bottle. I’d be writing and/or drawing children’s books about how adults making you keep secrets from your parents is bad, and those adults should be reported. I’d be doing interviews and podcasts, where I can call him a pedo protector with the widest audience possible.

I hope that dude’s pillow is always cool, his socks are always dry, his teeth are always healthy, and his cock is sucked so hard (by a consenting adult!) that he gains an inch and a half.

Just donated worth every penny.

This is fantastic, part of the reason the right has been so emboldened in being anti-society and anti-humanity for a while now is because they have a tight-knight community who take care of each other. This is what we need to do to cancel that effect out.

For every right-wing piece of shit who screams racist epitaths out their car window and gets fired for it and ends up making a half million dollars, we have to make sure we're taking care of people who get fired for posting videos of ICE murdering innocent people or quoting Trump's own words without editorial.

The challenge: not digging into these people's past and history and finding "problematic" things that make other users hesitate before donating to pushing the needle back where it should be.

Only $300k? The woman who called that autistic 8 year old the n word broke $800k. Rookie numbers.

Edit: age isn't consistent among sources

Hahaha, he's raised nearly $500,000 so far. He can hit a lot of drinks. Good.

Trump, king of the pedophiles

Maybe if tRump wants to think of himself as a king, we make him this sort of king? Signs that say how he'll only ever be seen as King of the Pedophiles may piss him off more than most!

I think it would be so funny if someone spray painted pieces of shit (real or fake) and distributed them, possibly for throwing, at one of his events. He's so fixated on gold crap, I don't think he'd be able to ignore it.

It's a documentary of a darker version of Idiocracy. At least in Idiocracy it seemed like the characters had an ounce of morality, they were just really really dumb.

I'm just waiting to watch ~~Beef Supreme~~ Whistling Diesel start doing rehab with Monstemaxx.

A peepeacoat

Nelson Rockefeller did it better:

Worth noting that dementia often affects fine motor control, like the ability to independently control your fingers. It usually becomes apparent when people lose the ability to dress themselves, (buttons, zippers, and buckles become hard or impossible), cook for or feed themselves, (chopping ingredients, using utensils, etc. becomes difficult), and write/type.

And it's such a tiny little bird, too.

After experiencing to joys owning a Ford, this would have been my recommendation from the onset. Well before this particular event.

For example: Do you like replacing your car's battery if it dies? Have you been able to do it in every other past vehicle you've owned? TOO FUCKING BAD it's behind parts of the engine you must remove to get access to it.

Everything about my wife's 2014 Ford Escape is awful to replace. Almost everything you should be able to replace as an average person (I'm not a car guy), requires a mechanic or more time and effort to do simply because it's a Ford. It's uncomfortable inside, despite its size as well, because they try to fill every inch of the interior with plastic. To hold stuff like buttons or storage, I hear you posture? Nope! Just a cold, oddly formed blanket of stiff plastic to limit any sort of leg space.

I absolutely hate Ford vehicles after, now, owning or owning-adjacent a few of them across varying types of cars. They are some of the worst to drive, worst to own, and worst to service vehicles I have ever had the misfortune to suffer through.