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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Spezi@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Look at what OP has done. Now I'm watching Hot Fuzz again.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just a piece of useless rubbish.

[–] copd@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

"Nah, just a lot of junk"

A classic deserves to be correctly quoted

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

(heavy westcountry breathing)

[–] AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

It looks like a terminal in No man's sky game

[–] lime@feddit.nl 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I wanted to find out where it came from because it’s such a clever and fun design. Found a Facebook post from someone who says they made it themselves after being inspired by another artist who makes furniture out of sea mines (I assume they were referring to this one).

So I guess it can be called…minecraft.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interesting... But that makes me ask... Where are they getting these sea mines?

[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I make sure do sustainable mine harvesting. It's important to maintain a healthy ecosystem.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

An important part of sustainable harvesting is to make sure all the innards you don't use find their way back into the water. While the shells can be useful, the innards are absolutely vital to many species.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Those assholes visiting the titanic should have used those instead of fiberglass.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Nah they’re just mining them

[–] eclipse7@feddit.nu 35 points 1 day ago
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago

A town I used to visit has public bins made of old sea mines

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Why is this in a shitpost sub? This is awesome!!

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nl 19 points 1 day ago

I read that in the voice of a German excited to show you his kitchen.

[–] coolman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yes, thank you

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

That’ll be $28,000 please

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, doctor, all three have 3rd degree burnt anuses....

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its only warm for a few seconds. Then it gets uncomfortably warm. Then I assume it gets hot, too hot, get me off this thing hot and too late I'm stuck to this thing hot and I can't feel anything down there but it smells a bit weird. That's 3rd degree. They gotta cut the spike off and you're going to the ER with the spike in place.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Thanks you for that word picture. It replaced my foolproof plan for world peace.

[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Mmm relaxing

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What happens if you push the pins in

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Moves the logs around...

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

You burn your hands.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

One controls the flue, another controls the damper. The rest are just there to look cool and hang tools from.

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

listen here u burnt shit

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Spicy juice leaks