“JESUS CHRIST!!”
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
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AND THEN THE BISHOP COMES IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR
Pretty much yeah
so the reason the horsy makes L shaped moves is because it spins and curves in mid air?
Yes, the horse isn't an ideal shape for straight flight (such as an arrow or bullet) so the trajectory tends to curve
IRL it'd be more like

Google en passant
Holy hell
It's obviously a cunning plot that poisons the king, executed by the horse riding charlatan. Walls don't work if you're poisoned, you still die. Checkmate.
Also getting hit broadside by a horse traveling 70mph does it too.
Fechez le horse!
Le cheval! Quoi? The 'orse! Ahh, le cheval...