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[–] tatann@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

OP is doing it wrong : the point of (destroying your body with) alcohol is to to go to bed and pass out without thinking about the meaning of life

A fellow true gentleman I see.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

If this was all I had on my schedule I would get so much done and feel the taste of freedom every day. Like what happened to cooking dinner, doing dishes and laundry, driving kids to soccer practice etc during weekdays. If you have time to watch TV then you have time to do whatever you feel like doing.

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] modusoperandi@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I lament my lost ability to just piss away time on a random game and not feel bad about it.

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

"hustle culture" if you're not actively producing value, then you have no value

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

One of the ways you can resist is by treating your body well, your mind well, and your friends well.

How can you fight and build community if you're not taking care of yourself?

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

That's why I take care of myself now. I want to outlive those stupid fuckers out of spite.

[–] GreenMelon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If you are serious, please seek help. This is not normal. I hope you get better <3

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

You forgot

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Why aren't gym & rock climbing & pole dancing on that flow chart?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can squeeze in an extra few hours of sleep in the weekend of you destroy your body with alcohol after work instead.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Lol who said "after" work, enjoy alcohol all day from the time you wake up like an adult

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey now, I destroy my body with food and alcohol every day. And weed and nicotine.
The world still sucks

[–] dumpsterfire@blog.afsapp.lol 7 points 6 days ago

Where's the quietly crying in your room alone?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I feel seen