God. If it was plausible I would say absolutely do it. But it’s Pandora’s Box and any notion of going back is fantasy.
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I dunno if I want to go back to throwing newspapers again every single morning... for $80 a month when (then) minimum wage was $900 per month.
The exercise was nice. But the sound of my mom falling off backwards on a bicycle will never get out of my head. She was okay, but ss a kid, still haunting.