I haven't pooped since last year.
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2025
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i havent stopped pooping since last year
You really need to see a doctor.
you dirty pussy!
meow :3
I just got out, unfortunately :(
(Fucking 32°C at 8pm)
I've lost count of how many years I've been cleaning myself like a cat.
What a weird first (reply)post to PieFed
You are now forever known as someone with catlike behaviour. We will expect nothing different
You have a reputation to keep up with now
This is giving me even more mental health issues.
Me neither. At this point I might as well wait until next year.
Yeah let it build up and bottle it. Some people pay good money for that stuff.
I thought you were going to set a goal of showering once a year
Yes, every time else i need to clean myself i hydrate my skin
What is your preferred method of hydrating?
Brawndo
it's got electrolytes
Yes, after the dipping my skin feels so energetic that it tingles
filthe
Crasseux vas !