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The giveaway has ended and the winner is: sag@lemm.ee. Congratulations! Have fun with the game!

Thank you all for all the funny jokes!

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Hello fellow SV fans. Every year I give away 1 Steam key for Stardew Valley to a random person. Past years it was someone from the Steam SV forum or someone from the comments section on a random YouTube video about SV. This year, since i migrated from reddit to Lemmy, I decided to do the giveaway here on this community.

To enter the giveaway just leave a farming-related joke as a top-level-comment under this post. Your Lemmy account must be at least one week old at the time of the drawing (18.11.23).

Please don't post offensive, racist, trans- or homophobic jokes.

The key can be redeemed globally on Steam (PC).

Doesn't matter if you already own the game, maybe you know someone you could gift it to. Or maybe you own it on console but want to play on PC also.

The winning comment will be chosen randomly on Saturday, 18. November, 18:00 UTC.

Good Luck!

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[–] Darkncoldbard@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

Now, when I put a hat on the alien rarecrow, I shall think of it as the fields medal.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose!

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

Why didn't the farmer want snakes on his farm?

He was lactose intolerant.

[–] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

What is this joke?

Corned beef.

[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where should you take a cow on a first date?

The moo-vies!

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

Feature request for 1.6

[–] CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does the farmer's dog does not laugh at sheep jokes anymore ?

He's herd them all

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

"Baa ram ewe, baa ram ewe: what do you get if you cross a ..."

*impatient growls from stage left*

"Come on, I've herd you all before."