Not so much I have medical issues?
So, basically, I can get free travel, and be healthier than now? Yeah. I'll take that. I'll be traveling the world and couch surfing until I die, thanks.
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with the free travel its more of wall of fitness. no matter how you try you stay out of shape but your current health otherwise remains the same. the no travel comes with a one time miracle of perfect health and fitness and your cravings and predispositions will keep you in good health if you don't just fight them to get out of shape. Like ou will enjoy excersise and healthy food.
Moved goal posts, changing the deal after it's made.
I'll take the original offer, thank you very much! ;D
I'd rather be fit with a bike than fat with a car though I'd prefer to choose my current life so I can have both.
I'm already in situation 2 except that send like even better transportation access.
So long as the roads are not bone-rattling rough surfaced, I already lived that way, and, for the most part, it was better.
Biked my way into town, slept a night there, biked my way back.
Almost every weekend.
Until they resurfaced the roads. Owwwwww.
Still, I see no reason we cannot have both and better. Spaceships for everybody. Spaceships that keep us in superb health indefinitely.
yeah this is would you rather though so the point is the choice.
yeah this is would you rather though so the point is the choice.
Well [besides just adding a passing comment on the reality of the situation] I'm trying to [pedagogically] wrangle another loophole, since the modernity era denied us such spaceships, and thus such spaceships are before/after/aside/distinct-from "any modern conveyance", this seems viable in the wyr as presented. They're effectively hot air balloon technology, with roots from before the Wright brother's first flight in an aeroplane (1903). Arguably even preceding bicycles (or rather, from aproximately the same time). And so if allowing "modern" bicycles, rather than as invented in 1817 (or peddle, 1853), then presumably the same available advancement transference is permisable to the aeros of at least as early as 1850 [unknown how much earlier, but those certainly didn't just suddenly appear that year].
And, if what I've heard is true[1] (and makes sense for their function), they'd be able to offer the lasting health as in the original offer before you edited it to be just a one time guaranteed healthiness at the start.
[1: Faster than light, zero inertia propulsion, zero point energy, safe enough for a two year old to fly home, can print another of itself instantly, and can sustain life indefinitely... ]
Well, I've never tried the first one before, but I think I'll go with everything's free.
Does perfect health mean repercussion free drugs and alcohol? If so, sign me up!
nope. you get one reset to perfect and then you have to keep it up but you will like eating right and excersing. you got your mind right so you would almost have to try to be out of shape.
No matter how well you eat or excersise you will be flabby and not in great shape but not so much you have medical issues.
This is basically an upgrade for me, so I'll take that plus the ability to use transportation. Maybe if you'd have left trains on the table, I mean, they're not that modern (at least, not here in the US)
Perfect health/fitness, no question