Ohhh, so that's why it’s called a cow lick
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025
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Thank you for explaining the joke, it's so much funnier now!
Do you read the comments before you read the post?
I commented for those who wouldn’t have gotten it
Is this some kind of post meme survey?
my name is Cow,
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i sneak inside.
i lik the head.
❣️🐮👅🌝❣️
Omg Yeats eat your heart out
Cows can actually be quite affectionate! Though they usually are much less stealthy, nor do they have access to block-and-tackle most of the time.
I would think in most bedrooms they could just walk in (they're already on tiptoe) and lick. They're tall enough, I mean.
i love this comic.
Indeed, but where's the source?
This actually explains a lot.
Did you know it's impossible to have a hairy ball without a cowlick
Lies. I have two hairy balls and I can't find a cowlick on either of them. Checkmate, scientists.
Yes, but that's a fully hairy ball. It doesn't apply to heads because we have non-hairy bits
Moosion Impossible
Another mystery solved.
You missed the stream of shit they emit pretty much constantly.