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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

The night has a thousand eyes

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

c/surrealmemes is leaking

[–] whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

And because of all my family members and neighbors with their ring cameras and Alexa microphones. It's ridiculous.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

As another dude with a family that loves storing their naked baby pictures on google's servers... I feel you...

Its less about naked baby pictures and more about a network of internet connected cameras, which we know that government agencies access, being absolutely everywhere.

[–] excursion22@piefed.ca 29 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Relevant video I saw posted elsewhere on Lemmy today.

Tl;dw: Flock cameras are alarmingly easily hackable and many of their security and efficacy claims on their website are outright false.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

Ease of hacking isn't even something I considered. I just don't want my face anywhere on whatever server because a flock camera saw me

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I have been subbed to him for 6+ months. Also, isn't Flock for the U.S. only?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

I used to get this real bad. Couldn't leave the flat most days. I'd have my coat and shoes on, and would keep approaching the door and just couldnt leave. Sometimes I'd think I could hear footsteps in the hallway, and would have to wait by the peephole for a couple of minutes, then lose my nerve and go back to work up the courage to approach the door again. Just unable to open the door and break the seal between safety and exposure.

Seek help if you have the option. It doesnt get better on its own.

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One time I ate a mushroom I found growing on my bath mat and the sky looked just like this.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Heh, never noticed your alt account before, love the username!

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Gonna start sending this to people randomly in the hope that they are an alt account in order to royally freak them out

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

🀣 evil, I like it!

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works -1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

I was gonna make a "my situation is worse" joke, as in chucles, I'm in danger type of joke, but the joke didn't land properly...

Recinded CommentYou are afraid of someone watching you.

I'm afraid of armed masked menΒΉ grabbing me and throwing me in a van.

We are not the same.

ΒΉICE

(am non-white foreign-born Naturalized American)

[–] SnachBarr@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And ICE can use these cameras to track your movements.

I was trying to make a "my situation is worse" joke, but I guess my sense of humor sucks lol

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago

Is that the House from American Football's American Football?

[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You mean because of people watching? I get this so much worse in the village than in the city, because village folks will remember and talk about your patterns, while city folks won't.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The city folks know your patterns too but they are inside watching from their cameras lol

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Im in the EU thankfully, it's not legal to record strangers (except like, a crowd where you can't make out individuals that well). They may be watching me from the window, but they don't talk like village folks do.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You all aren't allowed to put up security cameras? Interesting. I like it lol

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

The exact stipulations strongly depend on the jurisdiction because there is no EU-wide legal framework for this.
For example, you may put them up, but then you are also required to put up warning signs so nobody runs the risk of being accidentally caught on camera. Or the cameras might not be allowed to directly face the street/ public areas, only your immediate private property.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Because of cameras everywhere. And now I understand the meme.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Yeah I got that that's what the meme is about, but thought the comment might be about nosy humans anyway.

[–] Malatesta@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Just remember "If you aren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to hide" /S

[–] s@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago

A panopticon is like a big loving hug for everybody at once

[–] Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Credit: El Paco Puente

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Maybe put some clothes on.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I also feel like this when leaving the house sponsored by Flock Safety.