this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2025
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[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] notabot@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weirdly, staring at a bright light is one of the things that's almost guaranteed to put me to sleep. A phone screen works pretty well for that.

[–] Camille_Jamal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

lucky! (I don't sleep well)

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Putting on an audiobook or podcast almost always does it for me. Which is kind of annoying when I want to stay awake and listen to it!

[–] ezeno789@piefed.social 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sure that's going to do it; gonna have to add 76g of sugar to make sure.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Well you see, if the danger is anywhere near as real as the anxiety is telling me it is, im going to need all the energy I can get if im to survive.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

I can relate to the text but what does this have to do with random generic handsome guy?