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[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 10 months ago

Crass enough to wear a shirt like that but not enough to wear a shirt that says fuck on it.

Fuckin nerd

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Plot twist:

His wife is invited to the same party.

He did not tell her about the sweater beforehand.

Their kink is public sex.

They got found doing the dirty in the kitchen and THAT is why they are no longer invited to parties.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

strong hotwife vibes.

[–] overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

because you chase captain morgan with diet coke?

[–] brap@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Weakest tier of rum and coke right there.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was cherry Coke but I could be wrong. The hue of the photo seems to be off.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 6 points 10 months ago

Im calling it as Dr. Pepper, another clasic shitty rum mixer.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 15 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Figure? Feign? Face? Fathom? Foment? Facilitate? Feather?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

FIND

Sometimes they get lost.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Fund

Wifes need money in these times

[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Fuck knows what it is

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Frighten? Faze? Ftraumatize?

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 10 months ago

Familiarize? Fabricate? Feed?

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Fear

He has a commitment phobia.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Yeah I wouldn't invite someone who neglects apostrophes like that

[–] pocopene@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Random apostropheing?

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Wives get farted on enough, thank you very much.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Me at a swingers party and I brought my own swingset

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Diet Dr pepper as a mixer should indeed get you banned

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 10 months ago

What? Did my place get taken by that guy? I knew I should have fucked someone else's wife more.

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

I was a proto-edgelord for a couple years and tossing the shirt I owned like this was my personal growth moment.