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Eh... I have one and use it.
What are you monsters using, a spoon?! /s
FWIW I also have a butter knife, a saucer, 3 graters... I mean nobody needs any of that, you can survive with knives and forks but if you do cook frequently, good tools help IMHO.
I own one, but mostly because I had a phase of getting into speciality honey and was eating honey every day during that time. It's really the optimal tool for the job of getting honey out of a jar and onto your toast while also being easy to clean.
Also, please for the love of God stop buying shitty honey that comes in a bear shaped jar. Go to your local farmers market and pay what you think is way too much money for locally produced honey. Honey where quality really matters and a little bit of really good honey is better than a lot of cheap honey.
I'm a ~4yr amateur apiarist (US based, but not one of the dumb ones.. depending). These are actually great for serving our raw honey. It pours off perfectly if you spin it.
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I have owned and used one of these.
Really, my dad raised bees and we had them all the time. I thought everyone did.
Right there next to the poop knife.
Saw them a lot, the only time I used one it was black magic to me and I didn't understand hlx u must use it
my grandma had one! i'm pretty sure I tried to use it once
no idea what the damn thing is called tho
Honey Dipper.
As long as you spin it (along the axis of the handle), the honey stays on the stick and doesn't drip all over everything. When you stop spinning, it drips all over your food.
It's a niche tool but 11/10 at its one job.
I have used it but I don't have one since I usually crystalise all my honey anyway. Mostly just put it in tea and crystalised is so much easier.
Jars of honey you bought at the supermarket used to come with them.
I have one ! You actually need one for pure honey in jars as metal changes its properties
Just squeeze the little plastic bear and the honey spurts out the top of its head
Once again with the plastic bears. I hate those little cunts so much.
Check out this fucking neanderthal, doesn't even have a Syrup Schlorper.
Swizzler.
Yeah, but just look at those black levels.
I have a honey pot with one of those that somebody gave me as a gift.
I tried to use it one time to be fancy when I made biscuits, and put it in the middle of the table during dinner. At first people tried to use it, but it was such a fucking pain in the ass, eventually they just stopped trying to be nice about it used a spoon to get the honey bc wtf is the point?
Well it does keep the honey not dripping if rotated, and works nicely if the honey is applied to hot water (as if you don't, the honey will never leave those stripey grooves).
I should save this comments section for when I need examples of why social media should be banned. A ton of people being dicks to each other over whether they use a honey dripper or a teaspoon.