I swear I'm going to, start forcefully, inserting commas in wrong, places.
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I read this like William Shatner in my head.
If you
write a sentence
split into multiple
lines
it sounds
like you got
asthma
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ME: I dunno Hon, let's watch and find out.
THE HON: [Pulls out phone to look it up] Siri says it's because ...
First act: confusion. Third act: payoff. Cinema, baby.
that is my mom to my dad every time we get together to watch a movie
Chekhov’s dog: if it shows up in Act 1, it’s definitely not just going for a walk.
All I can think of re Nolan is the inception south park episode.
'and then it's like du du du du da da da da gnnarr bang pew du du du du'
Because Nolan makes fun films unwatchable with awful mixing and his cringe attempts at writing. If only he'd let the experts do their jobs and just direct.