I don't like the couch fucker either, but you do realize that's a joke, right?
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2025
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Thats right, were moving to an octal system. Skip from 5 straight to 8 from now on!
Always the nuclear option with them.
Well we are woke Arabic numbers.
Man and I thought imperial was nonsensical before. Octals gonna be really hard to explain in the future.
Why don't you guys get some meaningful fucking work done improving the lives of your constituents instead of hating on memes for kids?
Hopefully he learn about it on South Park
Motherfucker thinks he's the dictator of Turkmenistan, coming up with weird laws.
So he’s just telling the kids that it’s working
This man has zero chin. He had to grown that stupid beard to make his face distinct from his neck. Why is Thiele obsessed with funding this dumbass? Like, if you're going to raise up a minion to do your bidding, find a half way intelligent one
At least he’s living in this century, as opposed to Trump, who is still stuck in the 80s watching cable TV and talking about his “ratings.”
I think more people would like to ban 67 than this article realizes... it truly is insufferable at times.
He can always move to Mars if he dislikes it. Actually, we should just deport him to Mars.