I mean, the last time I left a shit, there were two kernels of corn in it. Just two.
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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I'm more concerned that you find it worthwhile to count the number of corn kernels that made it into your poop.
It’s hard not to count two visible objects.
Well, that's fair.
So there could have been more invisible ones
Forgive me, but I’m not gonna pull a James Sunderland and reach into the toilet to find out.
That was just more some kind of philosophical question
But the stupid kind
Bro what, actually same here, are we encountering some kind of conspiracy?
would that conspiracy be way two corny?
Reminds me of those carnival games where you try to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar
An corn?
Old version:
An ear of corn of course
More like an acorn
In the winter? In this economy?
localized entirely to this instance?
Google climate change
I guess we are.
I guess we are.
"Time to wake up and go to work at the shit factory, Harry!"
And here I was thinking that was just a euphemism for reality.
Did someone mention acorns? 🐿️