this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna create a business posting insane takes on LinkedIn for people who don't want to do it themselves. I'll even throw in bots for engagement in the comments. But all the content is just gonna be shit from this comm.

then I'm gonna make a competing business that automates it using AI, and then sell it to some startup CEO.

I'm gonna be fucking rich off these dickheads.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Candix fit in both of your hands while you type this corpogratuity post?

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Depends: side by side, or tip-to-tip?

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I got tired of the spam and deleted my LinkedIn account last month

[–] CCMan1701A@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

This has got to be a quip from The Circle or something...

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