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Heard commotion coming from the living room and found mr poopy pants here pinned down by his hammock

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ohhhh.. f'kin One Brain Cells strike again and he shits himself to boot!

What is it with yellow cats?

[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He looked at me like its my fault too.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

LOL! Typical!

You have my condolences.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

...Maybe i should just give up on preventing my cats from destroying my sofa, seeing yours is almost on its way of destruction.

[–] OhShitSon@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, we've tried adding more scratching posts of various sizes, tried foil, citrus, ignoring him when he scratches the couch while praising him when using scrathing posts, and probably more methods that I'm forgetting. The little asshole still won't leave the couch alone.

[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I swear cats know what you don't want them to do, and they'll proceed to do exactly that.

[–] OhShitSon@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah, definitely. Good for him that he's stinking cute.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

i'm thinking of giving mine a sacrificial chair or something.

[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

There's not much you can do in the first place. Especially if you let them free roam in the house.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's him being his usual self not properly cleaning his ass after a dookie.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not judging, if I had to lick my ass clean every time I went to the bathroom I'd stop doing it too.

[–] RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

its like skid marks to my eyes, but...ey!

[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Technically also poop.. 🤓

[–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Can't have shit in Detroit.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

He's a SHLOMP.

Look at him!

He's clearly SHLOMP.