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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I'm seeing milla jovovich.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Totally not searching the web for Stoya

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She was pretty famous like a decade ago. IDK if she still does stuff anymore.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She mostly successfully pivoted to legit work.

She had a few non-adult movies and she's a columnist with Slate now.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago

Porn is legit work. I invite you to try and earn a living doing it. Even if you actually succeed at pulling in with money, you're gonna realize it's basically like any other entertainment business.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sexy Shelob was definitely a misstep...

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These two games are both really good though. Infuriating that the nemesis system got patented.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the games were both really bad, both in lore, environment, and boring ass combat. And also Ubisoft has something almost exactly like the "nemesis system" that they used in AC Odyssey, so it's not that special. Not special enough to make the Shadow of games playable anyway.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev -1 points 1 year ago

I tried playing AC Odyssey but it just felt weirdly cluttered like I was being bombarded with a bunch of useless information the whole time. Refunded within two hours.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What the fuck

What game is this

For, uh, research

[–] Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Middle earth dhadow of war if I am not mistaken

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

for the next 11h it's still on -95% sale on steam too!

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As far as actual lotr story, not good. As far as gameplay though, for 95% off there's MUCH worse games you could play. I easily put over 100 hours into this and it's dlc

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shadow of mordor's story is also just passable, but the nemesis system of both game is really something else. It's a shame the system is trademarked.

[–] pelerinli@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even on hard nemesis is something you can really avoid by picking who to fight with, and even by then it is not that difficult in Shadow of Mordor. They can surely sell the idea but the implementation in my opinion.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Look at mister "I never died to a random 7 uruk gangbang"