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I Didn’t Have Eggs

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People making changes to recipes and then complaining it didn’t turn out.

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 7 months ago (75 children)

How do you know a meat eater? They will tell you and be pissy about it.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

And they'll butt into any conversation with the type of meat they use. "I'm having dinner tonight",
"I ~~use arch~~ eat beef, btw"

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think it's funny that vegans are stereotyped as preachy and annoying when approximately 99% of trucks in my city have a front license plate that says EAT BEEF

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

These queers are just flamboyantly shoving their gayness in my face.

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[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Either that or they'll tell you they "barely eat any meat" or that "they buy local whenever possible, which is more ethical right?".

While eating a Big Mac.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Found the gatherer.

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

He obviously didn't try hard enough, everyone knows if you cook vegan recipes with enough skill and passion the meat just appears out of thin air.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 14 points 7 months ago

Interestingly enough that might still be vegan

[–] romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I want to believe the majority of these comments are just trolls

[–] Tilgare@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I bet that the ratio would be depressing to look at. Because some definitely are, but not all. 😭

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Unfortunately people never seem to get tired of attempting to mess with those that choose this lifestyle.

[–] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

> Get a friend and a scalpel

> Ask them to take out up to 3/4 of liver out of your body (no more than that!)

> Add it to the recipe as you please

> ???

> Infinite vegan dishes with meat!

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Liver ouroboros! Get one of those portholes like a research cow for easy DIY harvests.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 7 months ago

😂 this is so elegantly fucked up

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Its generally frowned upon, but if you can catch a vegan...

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Look, we all know the most ethical meat to eat is that of a billionaire. I’m just not sure what bait to use to catch one.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Might be ethical, but probably tastes disgusting :(

If all the unethical things were sensorially unpleasant, and all the ethical things as tasty as good chocolate, this would be a world of pure virtue.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Any time I look for new side dishes instead of searching for sides I search for vegan recepies.

Ideology aside, some of that shit is straight fire.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I feel like this was a joke that the second person didn’t get.

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 20 points 7 months ago

What's the joke?

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

It's a review of a dish. Even if it's done ironically it is still overall negative.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why not try making a recipe with a protein then? That’s the part I don’t understand.

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[–] Marleyinoc@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Vegan recipes are usually really good. I just add meat since I like higher protein meals (not that it's needed).
I follow a disc golfer who has been Vegan all his life. When someone asked about it and how he gets all the nutrients he needed, he said all nutrients come from plants, he's just skipping the middleman.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I like that actually. A lot of vegan recipes have stuff I’m allergic to for protein (I can’t eat any legumes), but I could try a vegan recipe and just add meat and make a few replacements since I won’t be needing the lentils or beans or whatever for protein. You’ve given me a good idea.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bacon .... you can add bacon to any recipe to give it a meat taste

[–] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 4 points 7 months ago

Gotta get the fake meat!!!

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