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[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 2 points 21 hours ago

Those silly exhausts sound terrible.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My old 1985 LTD had to have its idle set at 25mph to keep from dying.

When going through a school zone I had to ride the brake.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

*"Because you think your exhaust sounds cool"

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I have a theory that people who do this and people who ride really loud motorbikes do so because they have not received enough attention and validation from their parents and are now seeking it elsewhere

[–] ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This study suggests those with intentional loud exhausts are sadistic, narcissistic, and psychopathic. Some of those traits could definitely stem from a shit upbringing.

https://www.psypost.org/psychopathy-and-sadism-drive-preference-for-loud-vehicles-study-suggests/

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I... just like loud exhausts. On some cars. I hate it on my diesel A6 (I didn't make it loud! Previous owner did, I bought this thing for under 2k EUR), but IMO things like the MB M156 engine or the BMW S85 deserve a louder-than-stock exhaust. Not full straight pipes of course, a proper custom exhaust.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I… just like loud exhausts.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not typically a fan of overly loud exhausts, but when it's sensible I can make an exception. My WRX is, to my knowledge, all stock. When I start out up, it's slightly louder than the average car, but the tone is very low and smooth. From inside the car, it sounds beautiful. Nothing like the typical Infiniti muffler-delete that makes my eardrums bleed.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

The unequal length header rumble on a boxer engine is always amazing and best enjoyed with a modest exhaust - either what the WRX has stock, which as you said is just slightly louder than the average car - or a sensible custom exhaust. Again, NOT straight pipes or a hack job of a muffler delete.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 1 day ago

Is it really a theory when it's obviously true?

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[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pour one out for this guy's 350.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Its already pouring itself one out via the rear main seal lol

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it's not leaking oil then it's not a Chevy smallblock.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if there's no oil under it, then how do you know there's oil innit?

[–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You leave my Land Rover's proprietary oil check system out of it!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ooh, what Land Rover? Those nasty leaky finnicky things look so awesome to me, I'm so tempted to get an L322 or a Disco 4. Preferably the L322 because V8 diesel, baby!

[–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was joking unfortunately, I don't have a Land Rover. However a close relative of mine has a Discovery 2 (2.8L i5 Diesel, TD5 engine) and sure, it's a damn solid and capable vehicle, when it's running.

My god, doing any work on it requires custom tools (that relative fabricated his own spanner tool to hold the radiator fan while undoing its locking nut), a custom aftermarket computer to do basic functions you'd typically do via OBD (talking about the proprietary Nanocom, car isn't compatible with OBD2) and extra effort for the odd engineering choices made (coolant system runs through the oil system, separating some part of the motor to service this immediately mixes your oil and coolant).

When that relative bought it I was pretty onboard with getting a Land Rover, maybe a Freelander or Discovery 1, but after his experiences I'd never touch one. No thank you, I will stick to my small Japanese cars.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah I think the newer ones are slightly better in that they have OBD2 and there's an affordable aftermarket solution that gives near-dealership level capabilities... But the downside is all the electronics. But then another upside is that they get ZF transmissions which are widely used so easy to acquire maintenance and repair knowledge on. And the engines apparently aren't TOO bad when it comes to the V8s. The V6 diesels have a worse rep, as does everything in the Ingenium family which... let's just say plenty of people have brand new engines courtesy of JLR! Ironically they're back to their most reliable engine being a BMW one, and now it's the BMW V8 lol

If you're into cars, you may find the YouTube channel LR Time, which is made by a lovely German couple that maintains and repairs their Land Rovers together.

Personally my current idea is to have a reliable daily driver (currently thinking of Lexus GS, the S190 generation with a V6 with no hybrid system in particular) and then a Land Rover that it's OK if it's down for a couple of weeks or even months because I can just drive the other car. I do my own repairs, so I've maintained plenty of cars that people would think to be money pits, without going bankrupt on account of any of them.

Want to get rid of my Audi, it leaks oil somewhere between the engine and transmission and I ain't taking that transmission out, fuck that. It'd go something like "oh while I'm in here, let's replace the chain tensioners and guides" and "oh, let's also replace these gaskets" and "hmm well the starter is pretty old and access is good right now, let's replace that too" and then "oh look, it's been 2 months and 2000€ worth of parts since I picked it apart and it's my only god damn car" lol

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

My Chevy doesn’t leak; it marks it’s territory






~(This~ ~is~ ~actually~ ~a~ ~joke~ ~about~ ~my~ ~E46)~

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My friends Mustang would stall on speedbumps. Just speedbumps, no matter how fast or slow. We tried rebuilding the carb,and a bunch of other things, but we figured it's probably more complicated than something we could fix in an afternoon, so anytime we went over a speedbump we'd throw it into neutral and get ready with the key.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Chances are you've considered this, but does that car keep running if you disconnect the battery? I know some older cars do, but if the 'stang doesn't, perhaps it's a loose battery terminal. I've seen that before.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I have to do the same thing for my EV.

Man I hate it when those electric motors won't stay idling right

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I revved mine because I don't know how to drive a manual and had no business buying this 1980's F-250 built like a Sherman.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

1980's F-250 built like a Sherman.

you're god damned right it is

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[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People will suffer through anything to avoid cleaning a carburetor

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Even spending 45 years buying cars with fuel injection

Once the rubber diaphragms perish, cleaning won't help much. ('85 Bluebird)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Me revving the engine of a Ford Fiesta

Let's party, motherfucker.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Brings some memories.

I used to own this 1996 Golf MK3 with 1.6 engine. It was by far the worst car I ever owned and driven. One of a tons of problems it had - cant hold RPM on idle. Had to drive like this for two weeks.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

I had a late 80s Plymouth that I had to keep my foot slightly on the throttle and revving about 1000rpm because if it dipped to idle speed (around 600rpm) it’d just crap out. So I’m sitting at the light with my foot on the brake and feathering the accelerator.

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honda coolant controlled Idle control valves require the same procedure when they go bad.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Funny you mention that because my other car is a 91 accord and it has that thermostat idle valve... About once a month in the winter I have to get under the hood and hit the stupid valve with a hammer to unstick it else it does the surging idle schtick when hot.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

My friend, have you considered cleaning the valve ~once every 10 years as opposed to beating it monthly? It's not hard to do!

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[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I rev mine (lightly) because my v8 is cold and experiencing morning sickness with fluids - dont have the time to let it idle before leaving in the am.

I do not want to race you through this light, I do not want to turn first into a new neutral, i do not want to run my rpm so high on freezing cold fluids, but I will absolutely gap your soccervan if you want me to I guess because I will not sit behind your ass as you drive 10 under and then come to a fucking stop to turn into a parking lot in 2 blocks for the school.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My car's a V6 diesel and it idles at 777 RPM according to OBD2. It takes 20 minutes to start blowing warm air at idle. Obviously driving is better and idling too much is bad for the engine anyway, but if I have to wait behind a light or I'm waiting for someone else to get in the car, I'll do 1200-1500 RPM.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Assuming you have already done normal maintenance (and this meme is based on any form of reality), the first thing I would check is the air intake at the throttle. It gums up at the opening and not enough air can get through at idle.

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