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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder how many rocks have only had contact with me. Millions of years of sitting around, just for some bored dipshit to skip you into a body of water, never to be touched again. I'm glad rocks can't feel.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm glad rocks can't feel.

You hope that rocks can't feel.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, fair. Considering how long we asserted that fish and infants don't feel, just to discover that we were putting them through agony, I shouldn't assume that rocks don't also feel. If so, magma has some horrible implications.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, I don't see why a rock would prefer being above or below water. They don't have to worry about breathing like we do. Might nice for them to get a change of scenery after all that time

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

I'd imagine that rocks would prefer to avoid being in water (especially moving water) for erosion reasons. Limestone and sandstone especially.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ayyyy look who's back on Lemmy.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Sort of. I'm still extremely fucking on edge and trying to take it slow.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Just try and relax mate ❤️❤️❤️

And take it easy. (Also can't believe you opened a Lemmy notification!)

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

Doing my best <3

And hey. I do check them! I just don't mark them as read... Thus why the count is currently 10,921 unread notifications.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

🌈🩷🌈 hang in there, maple leaf

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Doing my best <3 Although all those leaves are well and fucking gone here. A brutally barren buffet of branches and I hate it

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, same here. Just sad grey branches for the next few months