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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[โ€“] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All that caviar ๐Ÿคค

[โ€“] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just disgusted myself ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Post nut clarity be like:

[โ€“] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah baby, spray that shit.

[โ€“] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mermaid body, so she can lay her eggs and I can ejaculate onto them.

[โ€“] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or sell em to restaurants!

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

Hey, 50% chance it's not cannibalism, right?

[โ€“] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

NOOO OUR CHILDREN

[โ€“] Albbi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mermaid. Adjustments can be made for the lower bits, or even external fertilisation, but a giant fish head staring at me would ruin everything.

[โ€“] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 month ago

Human top. Face and such is important.

The real problem is I can't really swim, so that's going to limit our interactions.

[โ€“] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Def the mermaid. I cant be looking at a fish head mid coitus.

What about pre or post coitus?

[โ€“] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Looking for a lady who's one eight mermaid and she uses her maiden fish name to sell her fish art.

[โ€“] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mermaid head. Just fuck her mouf what's the contention here?

[โ€“] dwemthy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you considered fish mouth? Probably get some serious suction

[โ€“] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

It's either fuck human head or fuck fish ass. Pick yourself.

[โ€“] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I don't even wanna know what youre planning