Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.
Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.
FWIW, flashing your brights angles them upward and increases the likelihood that it gets said cop's attention, thereby increasing the risk of fuckery to those drivers heading right for the pig.
Instead, try switching to running lights and back. Less noticeable, everyone wins —except the pig.
Also, using two clicks of your hazards to signal a "thank you" is something I've only experienced overseas, but it's awesome. Fun, polite, and quietly uplifting. 🥰🖖🏼
we carry our noble torches and move forward into the night.
Everyone's got their brights on constantly even during the day, does that mean there's a speed trap everywhere?