One that is a great achievement and he should be proud. I also kinda want him to get in some minor trouble because the articles and comments would be so great.
Like imagine he just gets a simple parking ticket for parking on the curb while picking up a pizza for dinner or like it's 12:03am on the first of the month and his registration expired the previous month(actually happened to me).
I would love to go through the comments and everyone whose like "how dare he thinks he can just park anywhere. It interrupts traffic. Yeah he has a PhD but he still has to park legally" then look up their traffic records and just respond with "2 tickets for speeding"... "5 tickets for driving without registration"... "12 parking violations" and just watch the firestorm...
To be 100% clear... I mean those would be the records of the commentors not the great guy who earned his PhD after being in jail.