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There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash. (lemmy.world)
submitted 15 hours ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Billy should admit it right now especially if it didn't happen. A lot of us would really enjoy the day where Trump would be furiously denying that. Just hearing the words...

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, yeah, the orange paedo is terrible at sucking cock, but Hillary never does it. On the flip side Hillary takes it up the arse like a champ, plus never shits herself. Whereas Donvict Drumpf shits himself at the drop of a hat. Decisions, decisions!!

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

They have bill in a tough spot, for sure.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 28 points 13 hours ago

FAKE NEWS NOBODY glucks Billy cock like THE DONALD! liberals BTFO with that WOKE lies you can't even comprehend how good DJT's succ is so keep his name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!! DONNY sucks it the BEST of any president and SENILE BILL CLINTON just can't remember how good that blowjob was because it BLEW HIS MIND like the CIA blew RFK's uncle

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Given how he unhinges his jaw to hork down all them hamberders, drumpf probably has no gag reflex.

He showed some knowledge when he fellated that (unwilling) microphone.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

Do you think he takes out his dentures first?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Donald by my side

[–] errer@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

A little bit of Gennifer’s what I need

A little bit of Hillary is what I see

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

He HAS to be awful at giving head

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 15 points 11 hours ago

I once dated a girl that tried to have full conversations with me in her mouth. It wasn't a pleasant experience. Since Trump never shuts up, I'd imagine it would be similar.

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

He does give greedy bottom vibes.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago

I heard Bubba was debating leaving Hillary for Trump ... but it turned out he just wants to leave Hillary.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 35 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I always had a feeling Hillary would’ve been better than trump

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

until very recently, I never thought about either or wanted to...

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

I never wanted to think about it before either, and still don’t want to.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 10 hours ago

I am not going to say that’s a low bar, but it was a very tiny one.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 30 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Leave it to a narcissist to suck at sucking dick.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

JFC lmao

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 points 13 hours ago

Honestly, it's funnier if he's genuinely excellent at it.

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Couldn't find the original upload, but I imagine it was something like this (partially nsfw maybe?)

https://youtu.be/Zv6oay0F1tc