You also pull up your pants before washing your hands. If I were a germophobe, I’d be terrified of the two spots I grab to pull my pants up after pooping.
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I sure hope people aren’t going to the sink with their pants still around their ankles
are... are you getting poop on your pants???
Are you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.
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Foot pulls are a part-solution. Accessibility button as well.
That's the best version. People leave with washed hands so hands remain clean and it's possible to enter by pushing with a foot.
The other way requires using the door handle while entering. That can contaminate the hand that is going to touch or get close to the private parts. It's better to have that hand as clean as possible.
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