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Biscuits

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[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

A,B,D,E
You may disagree, but then you'd be wrong.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

No snickerdoodle???

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

Just the oatmeal cookies for me thanks. Y'all can have all the rest.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

I dont even know what a banoffe pie or fluffernutter is but i want to try both of them. Then after ill go for mint oreo and churro

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 1 points 2 hours ago

It's a classic for a reason

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

DDDD.

Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.

I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

Sweet potato pie (is this even a cookie?), Churro (whats that) and macadamia nut.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Choc chip, choc chip, Sweet potato and gingerbread seem like the safest choices. Don't cookie my churro, churros are fried.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

since these are cookies that means we're in the United States, so I can brandish a gun and take well more than 4 of them 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

This lemmy Americans.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The billionaires already took all but one. You can fight over the last cookie with the other poors. But they told you, you belong to the master race, so you're OK with that.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 hours ago

half of my countrymen really believe that last part 🤦‍♀️

[–] ICCrawler@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Where's the thin mint? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN THIN MINT?! WHERE IS IT?!

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

No snickerdoodle?

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

SHIT, because I'm childish

[–] leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I will have four chocolate chip cookies, thank you.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I'm gonna get hate for this, but I'm actually a fan of raisins and I'm slightly annoyed that the oatmeal cookie doesn't have any raisins in it.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

I've reported you to the ICC for crimes against humanity.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I love raisins, but I only if the raisin is kind of the whole point. Chocolate/Yogurt covered.

Things with raisins on the side have just enough texture weirdness that I tend to vomit. Stupid mouth

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Me too. I’m hoping the trail mix one does

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

G, A, I, in that order!

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

F, P, I, K

No snickerdoodle or peanut butter, shame

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No peanut butter

E: Am I a joke to you?

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I just want plain peanut butter, I am not a huge fan of chocolate cookies.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Come over to my place, let's make that shit happen

[–] RaoulDuke85@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

So that's what those wands are for! Mixing cookie dough. No wonder the motors are so strong

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 hours ago

Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.

Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Three chocolate chip and one oatmeal!

Outside the box thinking I approve

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 points 12 hours ago

I was gonna say the same thing lol

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

Where the fuck is peanut butter or molasses!

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

I do, but honestly a lot of the rest strike me as a bit gimmicky.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

A - don't mess with success
B - I mean, cmon - cream cheese frosting bits mixed in?
E or F - seem equally good. All about it.
I - for science!

G, J, and the last two rows feel too experimental.

I surreptitiously knock L into the trash as I walk out the door.

Nutella Swirl looks nice, Galaxy Brownie, the blueberry one, and prob the banaoffee

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 hours ago