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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

all jokes aside, i'm not sure krasnov views others as human. i'm not sure there's a paraphilia for that.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

We just have to accept it! Trump is our first LGBTQ president. He just happens to be the closeted kind. So at every moment where their secret could come out, they double it down on lies and deception. Not everyone is like that, but I can see why. I've heard that Hitler was also a gay person.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitler

And I heard on NPR last night that he had a micropenis and undecended testicles. This doesn't make you or anyone a bad person at all. What is relevant is that we're all suffering due to the personal suffering and vendettas that some random asshole has.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

So he’s intrinsically homosexual but enough of a sociopath to rape teenage girls just for the dominance kick?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Do you think gay people somehow lack the ability to be cartoonishly evil sociopaths? I assure you, they do not.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I found a photo of him at the weekly meeting of the “fellated bill clinton” support group. Trump is the only one who misses that Arkansas sausage.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

Ok, but he needs a white suit with a cape and tassels.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I mean I definitely can’t imagine him loving a woman (ew gay, right fellas?)

He’s a man’s man through and through

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

He's a real manly man, you little boys just wouldn't understand

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 5 points 12 hours ago

Yeah he's a man. Till you say something he don't like and all his toys are out the pram. But that's a man, innit?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We're manly men. Men in tights!

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We roam around the forest / looking for fights!

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[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He likes women (well, little girls) too, he's bi. But we don't want him

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 24 points 14 hours ago

I think he only loves himself. Homoerotic levels of narcissism for sure.

[–] bremen15@feddit.org 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The gay people I know do things tastefully (looks, perfume, design). So I doubt it.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Please stop stereotyping us like this. We are not all a bunch of fucking Queer Eye characters.

[–] bremen15@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

i try hard not to stereotype.

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

To be honest, I never truly believed that the Republicans would be the first party to elect a president who sucks cock.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 19 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Isn’t the stat for any population something like 10%? So it would likely be more than just him.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

You can't project the % of gay people in the whole population onto the people in the position of president. Less then 2% of all US presidents werd black for example. Or maybe an even more obvious example, there haven't been 23 female presidents.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Lincoln was a republican right?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Lincoln was a champion wrestler, so I'd be careful making jokes.

No one wants to get choke slammed by a ghost.

https://nwhof.org/hall_of_fame/bio/128

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[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

That's an interesting read. Thanks for the link

That group of men who were probably gay yet had turbulent relations with women.

Roy Cohn had several girlfriends and apparently thought about proposing to Barbara Walters. Everything points to him being gay. He was a bullying, brilliant sociopath. Helped out significantly with McCarthyism.

Trump. Just seems to use women, talks trashy about them, but can’t seem to have a decent relationship with a single one. Narcissistic sociopath, definitely not brilliant. Anti-socialist at least.

Possibly John Wayne. Beat the crap out of women, with several relationships and wives. Loved hanging out with men (John Ford and his buddies) Rabid anti-communist, also supporting McCarthy’s Red Scare.

Wonder how many other men were internally and externally destructive thanks to being forced into society’s mold in conflict with who they really were.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 9 points 14 hours ago

TranscriptionWhen you accept him as gay, the hair, makeup, ballroom, and Liberace-themed decorations suddenly makes a lot more sense.

[A picture of Trump and Zelensky meeting in the Oval Office, in a wide photo showing the background filled with an ornately-decorated background including portraits of former US Presidents in gold-trimmed frames, a fireplace with many ornate golden trophies displayed on the mantelpiece, and other bright gold decorations.]

[–] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago

True, but how will you explain the stench?

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

...omg it makes sense! 🤯

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

How is the hair gay? Most gay dudes I know have great cuts.

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