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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39011502

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago
[–] violentfart@lemmy.world 55 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I will never understand why the model — any model in any environment — is allowed to execute commands.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago

There is exactly one situation in which it sort of makes sense: Copilot integrated with VS Code, running repo-specific commands like yarn build, with direct human oversight.

That's it. That's the only situation.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

Silence! No questions! You will be assimilated!

[–] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Is windows 11 not already a malware anyway ?

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but now the malware is telling you it wants to invite friends over for tea.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol that's amazing. I'll stick with Linux!

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 9 points 20 hours ago

Me too. Linux already comes without warranty. This warning basically just says that if the user enables the AI agent all guarantees are off. They didn't bother putting safeguards in and don't want to be responsible for it.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 30 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Never thought I'd see the day where I'd prefer an Apple device over a Windows one. I know they have their own issues, but in terms of ai implementation and security they're miles ahead of MS.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Tbf, you're just swapping one glass of tainted punch for another. Both murder your data privacy and security.

I guess if you like Apple's form of abuse more than Microsoft's, more power to ya. It definitely isn't the escape hatch you think it is for privacy or security though, that belongs to the Penguin crew.

[–] galaxy_nova@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Privacy sure Linux has it beat. Security? Simply untrue, particularly by default, unless you put a lot of time into configuration, in not exactly sure where that narrative is from it’s completely false. macOS for example has way better app permission isolation that Linux does unless you use only flatpaks. Also the open source system scanner that gives devices a cybersecurity score that I’m forgetting the name of at the moment can be used to prove this correct without going into extremely long detail. Compare the results from macOS and Linux by default and it’s pretty solidly in macOS favor. I use both but this idea needs to stop being spread simply because people have a vendetta against closed source. I love Linux probably more than macOS but there are still reasons to like and use macOS.

[–] thatonecoder@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

I think you meant OpenBSD, instead of Linux; it has the best security features of any OS.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I know, Linux is the way, but I mean that Apple's implementation is just that smidge less intrusive since all data is processed locally rather than in some datacenter somewhere. They'll still extract whatever can make them money, no illusions there.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 23 hours ago

Has that actually been verified by a third party auditor? After the "deleted photos reappearance" incident, I would imagine that any Apple promise of "processes initiated from your device stay on your device" would just be a marketing tagline with an escape clause in one of their EULAs.

[–] kbal@fedia.io 3 points 21 hours ago

Apple hardware is typically more difficult to install linux on, and is therefore less useful. I mean you can do it in many cases from what I hear, but I think it's still not easy on average.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think the real question is, is this what Microsoft executives use internally? If they are using Windows 11, are they using the AI agent? Or do they get to opt out of it? Or are they just using Macs?

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They don't seem like they're the types that are savvy enough to feel like it's a problem.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Unlike the federal workers who have one IT person per 200 people, they have 200 IT people for one person.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think they are just fed up with maintaining their own kernel. At this point it honestly seems like they are trying to get people to switch. If they now just release all their code under GPL then the linux nerds can fully support all windows software to allow a seamless transition.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Why bother playing by their rules? We have Wine. We have proton. We can build our own "windows compatible execution environment", with Blackjack, and Hookers, and better compatibility, and better efficiency, and...

Yes that would be cool, but lots of windows software still doesnt run because it has some detection stuff built in that blocks wine. To solve that the wine devs would need access to the original source.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

~~warns~~

threatens

[–] riverSpirit@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Or the effort to migrate is daunting.