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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Is there a word for shitting and cumming at the same time?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Dirty Cumjizz

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's gotta be either shumming or cutting, and I don't want to know either way..

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

Cutting has another meaning so I think shunning fits better.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 hours ago

Going no. 2 and no. 3 at the same time = no. 6.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Move over poop knife. There’s a new tool in town

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

pops head out the restroom door...

Sorry to ask, but where's your poop blender?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bah. A dremel has no torque (by design). You need a Milwaukee Hammer Drill Arse-Whisk.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 15 hours ago

So....

You loved it..?

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

At least jts cordless, holy what the fuck

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 15 hours ago

Well, yeah

Safety first!

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 day ago

The design is very human

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

So THATS what they mean by 'rearrange their insides'

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was going to say 'username checksout' but instead I'll just say 'yeah, that's enough internet for me today'

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Damnit, I clicked, I saw, and I had to scoop my eyes out.

Fuck, the memory is still there!

Oh, I have some fisting stuff too

[–] comador@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

GPL-1 users: Oh?

GPL1 drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy cause ridiculous amounts of constipation due to slowing down digestion and GI food transference.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh thank God. I thought it was my IBS acting up again. I've been on it for over a year and lost the weight really well, but the constipation was somewhat horrific.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If you still have issues with constipation, go get some:

  • High Absorption Magnesium Citrate 250mg
  • High Absorption Potassium supplements

Why it matters:

GPL-1 drugs deprive your body of some nutrients and to make things worse, normal vitamins also are not fully absorbed for the same reason you are losing weight.

The constipation is a direct result of your body telling you it's missing certain vitamins and the magnesium citrate plus potassium will help this.

I'd recommend taking it once a week. usually the day after your shot and see if it helps. Up the dosage if it doesn't but be careful as too much (daily intake) can result in diarrhea.

sources:

And as always, don't take advise from Internet strangers. Instead, use this information to approach your doctor and ask them.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Actually I already have to take salt tablets for another medical issue. But Wegovy certainly didn't help that issue.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Interesting, for me it was rather fine. I used it for around 3 years, and kept up a once per day bowel schedule on most days. Still lost a lot of weight. But I know it does slow down digestion a lot, all the way from the stomach to the colon

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Heroin too

So I've heard...

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a common side effect for most (all?) opioids.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is

I was joking (I'm not a heroin user), but it's a side effect all right

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

I got some opioids in the hospital once. And googled a bit then.

[–] flemtone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Looks like an ad in The Viz.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Hi, is this item still available?

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Inb4 poop dremel