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[–] negativenull@piefed.world 110 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The best time to plant a Giant Sequoia tree was 3000 years ago. The second best time is today.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't the second best time 2999 years ago?

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The 3000th best time is today

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems like the time unit should be days, since it’s today and not this year.

So it’s really the (3000 * 365.25) - 1th best time today.

Still a good time to start though.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Maybe tomorrow

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything seems buggy today with the cloudflare stuff.

Here it is again:

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get a deeper pot. You'll stunt the root.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 24 points 1 day ago

We're gonna need a bigger ~~boat~~ pot.

[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

You need to plant a full stand of them if you want specimens of great height. Their roots intertwine to provide stability and they’re so tall they need to be grouped together to better withstand the wind.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

I thought the can had a fourth wall aware stickman on it for a sec

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

All you need now is a time machine.