Yeah, but woe to you if you ever really need the screen to tilt. Then nothing short of launching it into orbit will get the fucking message across.
All it took was a tiny hardware switch. Is that too much to ask? :')
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Yep, why my screen is locked too. Trying to read stuff in bed the phone would just constantly judder around because I was laying on my side.
You still have a phone with an LCD screen?
LSD screen
Sounds like prime territory for a new middle school urban legend. My step-dad's cousin had an LSD screen. He touched it once and never stopped tripping.