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[–] Mihies@programming.dev 33 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's well documented that church really loves children, like really really.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Very poor choice of words.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Of course all he sees is more children to grope… smh

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“urged Christians not to retreat into a closed or “religious” world of their own, but to help make human society ‘a space of fraternity and dignity for all, without exception.’”

He seems like a good dude. I wish Christians would listen to him.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The Catholic Church is a Pedophile ring and she be destroyed. No he isn't a good dude.