None of them paid off a 50 year mortgage they couldn't even afford to start at 40 years old.
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Yes they didn't start their mortgage in 40, but Dracular have a castle in the end, Sauron own a huge piece of land, and Cthulhu is the owner of another realm.
The point is, they didn't start off with inheritance and they still made it, you can too, just have to keep grinding till 300 years old to afford that 900sqft apartment.
Oh man, that 50 mortgage proposal is so awful.
Commodity housing is a crime against humanity.
Not even sure which image would go on the motivational poster with these words. Cthulu main here, so yea im leaning towards eldritch horror imagery, but also maybe Jordan in air?
Photoshopped amalgamation with Cthulhu in the center back, Dracula on the left, and Sauron on the right like some sort of dark-lord-Charlie’s-Angels vibe
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Great idea. Iv gotta finish moving, set my computer up, install linux, and start using gimp again. This is one of a few images I would like to make and post.
Like... The classic picture of Jordan dunking from the free throw line? Who is he posterizing here, Cthulhu or dracula?
No one in particular, just mismatching the image to beings mentioned in the text, while still keeping it motivational.
I'm not even close to anything like that old and I'm already just... tired. I'd be happy for an easy life and a quiet death, please.
I almost agree, but when this cannon goes off it's gonna be loaded (like nachos)
If I didn't have a kid, I'd have noped out already. Not a rage quit, just backing out of the lobby.
It's after 8 though everything closes around here