"Pull my finger"!
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
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Get my dick out. If it doesn't ruin the interview I'll run away anyway - who would want to work in a company where such a behaviour is okay?
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"Didn't I see you in (name of local odd hangout, like a gay bar or something)?"
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Vomit all over the interviewer's desk.
Act crazy and shout random stuff in German, made worse by the fact that my German is dogshit
Pretend that I'm in a theater play (ie Romeo and juliet) and start dramatically acting a role, etc.
Immediately strip and start furiously masturbating.
Did the interview room have a big black couch?
I wish there was proper furniture! Fucker accused me of shoplifting!
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Call them to say I found a better job.
No, I don't show up. Just call at the exact time the interview starts.
Whip it out and piss on the desk.
Can we first just check out the salary?
Drugs.