This is a very sad day for the "100% of space crime is committed by lesbians" statistic.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
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100% of the space crime you know about
... but yeah, good for the astronaut, but also sad for the memes.
100% of exonerated space criminals are lesbians. That statistic will probably last longer.
100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.
The Onion wishes they could come up with a story this nuts.
"At the time of the alleged illegal access, McClain was preparing for what NASA billed as the first all-female space walk, which was later scrapped because the agency did not have enough spacesuits to fit the astronauts."
A former Air Force intelligence officer
Where's the intelligence?
Former. It was there but not anymore.
If there are really alternative universes we are definitely one of the weird ones.